Here There Be Neocons

From the 1486 Malleus Maleficarum, the Inquisition's guide on how to identify and destroy witches. We now know how Bush answered when Glinda the Good Witch asked, "Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"

"And [neocons are] the most powerful class of witches, who practise innumerable other harms also. For they raise hailstorms and hurtful tempests and lightnings; cause sterility in men and animals; offer to devils, or otherwise kill, the children whom they do not devour... They can also, before the eyes of their [constituents], and when no one is in sight, throw into the water [civil rights]; ...they can transport themselves from place to place through the air, either in body or in imagination [or in Air Force One]; they can [stack the courts with reactionaries] so that they cannot hurt them; they can cause themselves and other to keep silence [about authorizing] torture; they can bring about a great trembling in the hands and horror in the minds of those who would [uphold the Constitution]; ...they can at times strike whom they will with [smart bombs], and even kill some [innocent civilians]; ...they can at times bewitch men and animals with a mere [Fox News broadcast], without touching them, and cause death; they dedicate their own children to devils; and in short, as has been said, they can cause all the plagues which other [Republicans] can only cause in part, that is, when the [half-asleep American populace] permits such things to be."

While most people know that the Inquisition was a tad overzealous, we can see here that they had nothing on the neocons.