About Me

I write reviews for Goatdog's Movies; edit and/or proofread circuit court decisions, advertising copy, and the occasional book; run the projector at and help program films for a revival house in Chicago; help make documentaries at an indie film studio; and, recently, make artistamps.

Reviews I have to write before the end of the year in order to stay in the Online Film Critics Society

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Oscar Tracking

Best Picture: Done
Gone with the Wind (1939) 4.5 goats
Nashville (1975) 473 goats
Becket (1964) 4 goats

Best Director: 41 left (90% done)
Jean Renoir, The Southerner (1945) 4.5 goats
William Wyler, The Collector (1965) 3 goats

Best Actress: 154 left (61% done)
Katharine Hepburn in Morning Glory (1933) perf = 2.5 goats
Geraldine Page in Sweet Bird of Youth (1962) perf = 4.5 goats
Bette Davis, Dangerous (1935) perf = 2.5 goats

Best Actor: 100 left (74% done)
Clark Gable, GwtW (1939) perf = 4.5 goats
Richard Burton, Becket (1964) perf = 4 goats
Peter O'Toole, Becket (1964) perf = 5 goats

Best Supporting Actress: 113 left (68% done)
Shirley Knight in SBoY (1962) perf = 2.5 goats
Ronee Blakley, Nashville (1975) perf = 5 goats
Lily Tomlin, Nashville (1975) perf = 4 goats

Best Supporting Actor: 91 left (74% done)
Charles Coburn, The Devil and Miss Jones (1941) perf = 4 goats
Ed Begley in SBoY (1962) perf = 2 goats
Edmund Gwenn, Mister 880 (1950) perf = 3 goats

Recent Reviews

Drag Me to Hell 4.5 goats
Star Trek 2.5 goats
Reveille with Beverly (1943) 3 goats

Recent Music

The Soft Boys, 1976-1981. While punk was exploding messily (not that there's anything wrong with that), the Soft Boys were quietly and quirkily inventing "alternative" music.

What I'm listening to now

Recent Books

The USA Trilogy by John Dos Passos. I'm on volume 2, 1919. Parts of it are the best thing I've ever read, and parts of it make my eyes glaze over.

Movies on Trial: The Legal System on the Silver Screen by Anthony Chase. A really well-crafted film history that necessarily delves into the history of the legal system. Pretty enlightening stuff.

Archives

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October 20, 2009

If They Only Had Texting: Three Films

Three films whose endings would have been radically different had text-messaging existed.

It Happened One Night
From: Ellie
To: Peter
Message: help they takin me i luv u

Any version of Romeo and Juliet
From: Juliet
To: Romeo
Message: im not rly dead

Jaws
From: Brody
To: US Naval Base, Newport, RI
Message: pls send submarine

Posted by mike, October 20, 2009 11:25 AM

Comments

Ha. This is a great idea for a Mad magazine gag. I'll play along with one for Hallowe'en:

The Shining
From: The spirits who haunt the Overlook Hotel
To: Jack
Message: lil bstrd isnt n hdge maz nymr, stupd

Posted by: Thom at October 29, 2009 12:07 PM