He or she is already threatening mine.

Sounds like something Mike Meyers would come up with.

duh, Duh, DUMMM!!!!!

M.M. McEvilly stood upon the roof of his lair, Teacup Man beside him. He let out a boisterous and maniacal laugh as he raised his LIVING BOOK OF EVIL (AGH!) above his head and shouted out the words that would bring doom upon all that is good and slightly good and somewhat good and not very good, but tries to be good! Ominous clouds filled the sky, and lightning reached across the heavens like a man on a date pretending to be reaching for the popcorn.

"Ow. That hurt. I just wanted popcorn."

It looked like M.M. McEvilly's evil plan of evil would evilly be successful. And evil. When suddenly, who should appear, but SIR RED, the wielder of the EVIL SPOON!!!!!

"Drats!" shouted M.M. McEvilly, "Get him, Teacup Man!"

Teacup Man charged, but it was not yet 4:00, and he was powerless. The EVIL SPOON stirred cream and sugar into him, and Teacup Man was no more.

But where was M.M. McEvilly? He had escaped once again. As the skies cleared, and a rainbow stretched across the sky, (like a man on a date...) the world was saved once again. But where is that boisterous and maniacal laugh coming from?

Ok. I must work now. Bye!

Do you think the M. M. stands for Mini Me?

And this guy is a doctor-type, right? Scary. But then, there's my last name. . .guess I should just shut up.