Well, I Asked for It

I finally got a call about my ad in the Reader. He was a complete psycho.

He chattered at me for twenty minutes about what he thinks about one-year leases and living with "young people" and how downstate they don't have long leases and how hard it would be for him to find a subleasor if he decided he wanted to move out before the end of the year and how he doesn't want to live on the south side because he values his life and how he's got all these women who want him to move in with them and how he thinks credit checks are unfair because what if you have a few "boo-boos" and how he doesn't know what would happen if he lost his job and had to leave the city to avoid being sued and...

And when he paused to take a breath, I said "I guess I'll keep looking" and hung up on him.